Reflection
50 Things That Just Never Seem to End
Whether for our benefit or our demise, these 50 things somehow just keep going. So without further ado…
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Satire
Top Ten Tips for Starting Your Cult
This is the first of many "top ten" articles on The Long Knuckle. Now without further ado... 1. Choose a color. Whether it's all white, all black (with Nike Decades), or otherwise, you'll want to stand out against the sheeple, and what better way
Interview
A Conversation About Cemeteries, Death, and the Viability of Cemeteries as a Third Place: Part 3
The interview below is part three of a conversation with my friend, Jenna Haines. This article covers the "viability of cemeteries as a third place" portion of our discussion. (Check out parts one and two if you haven't already!) Let's shift gears now to
Interview
A Conversation About Cemeteries, Death, and the Viability of Cemeteries as a Third Place: Part 2
The interview below is part two of a conversation with my friend, Jenna Haines. This article covers the "death" portion of our discussion. (Check out part one if you haven't already!) So now, let's shift gears and discuss the most obvious point of cemeteries,
Interview
A Conversation About Cemeteries, Death, and the Viability of Cemeteries as a Third Place: Part 1
The interview below is part one of a conversation with my friend, Jenna Haines. This article covers the "cemeteries" portion of our discussion. So first, I'd like to discuss your background and relationship to the cemetery. I remember sharing this with you in the past, but
Reflection
The Guiding Principles of Fugazi
If Michael Jordan was bigger than basketball and Anthony Bourdain was bigger than food, Fugazi was certainly bigger than music. If you don't know the band from their music, you may know them from the myriad of rules and guidelines they lived by: all-age shows, no set-
Interview
International Sales Tax and The Mile High Club: A Flight Attendant's Observations
The interview below is the fifth and final portion of a conversation with my friend, who's a flight attendant. (Check out parts one, two, three, and four if you haven't already!) So let's move to the tax section, specifically tax evasion [both laughing]. I
Interview
A Flight Attendant's Insight into Plane Crashes... and A Few Destination Recommendations
The interview below is part four of a conversation with my friend, who's a flight attendant. This article primarily covers the recent plane crashes as well as a few destination recommendations. (Check out parts one, two, and three if you haven't already!) Why isn't
Opinion
The Records You Should Be Collecting But Aren’t
As purchasing vinyl records has become increasingly popular, I have noticed a few friends of mine picking up the hobby. Similar to eating an Oreo cookie, however, everyone has a different approach. In this article, I'll outline four approaches championed by my vinyl-loving friends, as well as
Interview
Spilling the Tea With a Flight Attendant
The interview below is part three of a conversation with my friend, who's a flight attendant. This article contains the "gossip" portion of our discussion. (Check out parts one and two if you haven't already!) So, to start the conversation, I guess we could
Opinion
The Kentucky Derby and Everything I Hate About It
The Kentucky Derby is coming up, and I'm unamused. I never paid attention to it, but I decided to think about why it has always rubbed me the wrong way. You know when you hate something but you don't know why you hate it? Well, this
Interview
A Flight Attendant's Guide to Not Being an Asshole
The interview below is part two of a conversation with my friend, who's a flight attendant. This article contains the "etiquette" portion of our discussion. (Check out part one here.) Let's talk about social etiquette. What is the most common etiquette mistake people make?