What Your Choice of Escapism Says About You

In this fickle and unpredictable world, we all look for a way to escape. But what way do we choose and what do our choices say about us?

Video Games

• You’re depressed, and you don’t know it.
• Your wardrobe consists of many graphic t-shirts.
• You wish you had better facial hair.
• You either sleep fewer than 6 hours or more than 10 hours per night, but never in between.
• You are either really in shape or really not.
• You like subtitles.
• You dig instrumental music.
• You really like cars or motorcycles.
• You love eating Subway.
• You need a haircut.

Listening to Music

• You could use a haircut but it sorta looks chic the way it is.
• You have trouble going to sleep.
• You have poor posture. (The better the music taste, the worse the posture.)
• You enjoy eating spicy food.
• You’re either a quiet extravert or a loud introvert.
• You wear long sleeve t-shirts with short sleeve t-shirts over them.
• You could be better about time management.
• You only know one language, and you don’t care to learn any more.
• You wish you had a better vocabulary though.
• You’re a night owl.

Exercise

• You’re an early bird.
• At least 40% of your phone’s photo album are mirror selfies of your “#gainz.”
• You know a guy who knows a guy.
• You unironically wear your baseball cap backwards.
• You either eat really well or you eat like shit.
• You tried listening to an audiobook once but quickly reverted back to listening to podcasts.
• You’re subscribed to a Patreon account.
• You think you have better music taste than you do.
• You always have your friend’s back.
• You swear by a specific shoe brand.